I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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