I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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