ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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