You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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