Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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