Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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