Come see our sink grown plant.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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