Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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