we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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