The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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