I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Randomize