Do vagina's smell?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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