I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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