It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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