haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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