Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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