? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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