Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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