Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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