Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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