but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This house was built for laser tag.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
