Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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