come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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