So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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