talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
