I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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