One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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