I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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