I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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