Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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