She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Holy shit dude........stairs
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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