I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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