That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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