He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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