She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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