Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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