found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
