she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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