ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She bit a glass in half.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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