Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
