I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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