i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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