You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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