Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
