hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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