My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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