so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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