I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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