ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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