can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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