girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I am midnight drunk by noon
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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